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The celebrity nipple slip has become part of our culture. It’s been going on forever. I like to assume Eve had a ton of them before they figured out the whole clothes thing. It wasn’t until late in 20^th century that generation X or one of those lettered generations finally gave the incident the uncouth name ‘nipple slip.’ Before that it was just unbecoming behavior or witchcraft depending on where you lived. It was also much less likely to happen back then due to the popular fashion of the time. These days women wear clothes that have a chance of falling off even if they stay completely still. In our fast paced times people are constantly on the move which exponentially increases the chances of a nipple slip and the results are what follows. (Also there is an amazing video at the end of this.)

Lindsay Lohan:

It’s no secret that Lohan is a bit of a hot mess. I have to admit when I first looked into this I expected to have to find a bunch of different occurrences. Surprisingly it’s only happened to her once. She was frolicking around in the ocean in a bikini that had absolutely no chance of covering her for very long. This was probably the most inevitable event on this list. With the amount of cameras that follow her on a daily basis, her lifestyle, her drug use, and her need to wear skimpy clothing it was only a matter of time before it happened. There is no doubt it will happen again and if it’s possible people will be even less surprised than they were the first time.

Paris Hilton:

I think we can agree that keeping track of when Paris Hilton did something to get attention or has some sort of clothing malfunction can be a part time job. It’s sad, but there is probably an entire department at TMZ or E! that is entirely devoted to Paris. There may be multiple nipple slips for Paris but many are inconclusive or photo shopped. Once again the one I focused on happened at the beach. Paris is wearing a suit that looks like something out of that Aeon Flux movie. Personally I would much rather stare at Charlize Theron than Paris. Reports also claims she was attempting to surf at the beach. No picture has a surf board anywhere in sight and there is no way she actually pulled it off. Just the fact that Paris Hilton’s My New BFF actually exists doesn’t say much for the human race.

Tara Reid:

Reid is best known as a party girl. She hosted a show called Wild On! where she basically just acted like it was the first day of senior week for three or four months. Unfortunately the drinking and the partying took a toll on her body and she doesn’t look like she did in Van Wilder. This nipple slip took place at Puff Daddy’s ( I refuse to research what he’s going by at this specific date) 35^th birthday party. He tends to go all out, especially if it’s about him so there was a red carpet with a ton of media. Reid was posing for some pictures and didn’t seem to notice her loose fitting top had fallen off her shoulder and her entire breast was exposed. I don’t know how you don’t notice that but that’s not even the best part. My favorite part is that no one felt like telling her what had happened. They just got as many pictures as they could before someone else helped her out. It’s good to see where our priorities are.

Sophie Marceau:

Many people may not recognize the name but Marceau is a famous French actress. She is very famous abroad and has made international appearances in Braveheart and The World Is Not Enough. In the bond flick she is the hot chick that tortures 007 before getting shot and she is the queen in Braveheart who fails to stop Mel Gibson from getting tortured. During the 2005 Cannes Film Festival(that one from Entourage) she loses her top and obviously there was at least one camera trained on her to catch the show. At least she is more aware of her surroundings than Reid was and notices what happened instantly and is able to fix it quickly. If you are upset you didn’t get to see more she has appeared nude in some French films. Look into it.

Courtney Cox Arquette:

You may have heard of Cox from her starring role in that allegedly popular show Friends. The one where six semi employed people in their 20s can afford an amazing New York City apartment. You may know her husband David Arquette from the Scream movies and… um, marrying that chick from Friends. Once again this slip up happened at the beach. This wasn’t as much a problem with the outfit as much as an oversight of who was around her. She is holding her daughter Coco ( Coco Cox-Arquette? I almost feel bad for celebrity children) who tries to help her mom avoid embarrassing tan lines and pulls half her bathing suit off. This is just a cute little kid story except for the fact that the mom is famous. When you’re famous people with no life follow you to the beach and try to make money off private family moments.

Lucy Lawless:

Lawless is best known for her role as Xena the Warrior Princess. Is it just me or was there ever any mention of her being actual royalty? You remember that battle cry she had right? Everyone loved that noise. I even tried to make it my ring tone except I didn’t own a cell phone and downloadable ring tones weren’t really invented back then. Somehow she got a gig singing the national anthem at a hockey game. She had an interesting showgirl type outfit on but for 90% of the anthem she had a big coat on. Then someone decided to take the coat off right at the end of the song. This was followed by her raising both her arms simultaneously singing “home of the brave” and flashing her nipple to thousands in the stadium and many more watching the Disney owned television station.

As you can see the nipple slip has become almost common place. No one seems to be that bothered by it besides children’s network sponsors. Most the people who have had multiple incidents aren’t making any effort to adjust what they wear and probably consider it free publicity. No matter what they say hot people are not self conscious and only feign annoyance when people see them naked. It’s basically become the classy way to flash your tits and avoid ridicule for agreeing to pose naked in front of cameras. As promised here is a fantastic nipple slip compilation video.