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Celebrities are notorious for doing things that regular non famous people would never get away with. They pay people off or just get treated with a double standard. At what point does someone cross the point where they think they can do whatever they want? In high school star athletes could get away with skipping class not doing their homework but they rarely broke any serious laws. Some people have reached the point where they feel they are above the law and just don’t give a shit. Here are a few cases where people thought they could do whatever the hell they wanted.

Paul Reubens:

Reubens is much better known for his role as Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is a classic film for any kid who watched it. Needless to say looking back Pee Wee had his issues.

While he was taking a break from making movies he decided to visit his parents in South Florida. They must have been pretty boring because he decided to check out an adult movie theater called the South Trail Cinema. Is it a little weird that he knew where the closest one of those was? He was caught masturbating by a cop and within a day the media was all over it and his career was basically over. - Source

Vikings Sex Boat:

Football players are often caught up in illegal activities. Many support old friends who are rarely a good influence on them. These friends in turn don’t understand why supporting their cocaine hobby is a bad idea.

They are pampered throughout their whole career and aren’t used to hearing no. In 2005 members of the Minnesota Vikings football team decided to have a booze cruise/orgy party out on the lake. It’s a well known fact that Minnesota has shitty prostitutes so they had some flown in from Atlanta and Florida. They left used condoms all over the boat and were noticed urinating on someone’s lawn after they disembarked. Needless to say they weren’t very subtle about the whole affair and an anonymous player claimed this was not the first time something like this had happened.

A group of the players were charged with misdemeanors and chewed out by the Vikings owner and some fines were issued but none of the players received any significant penalties. Now it’s spoofed and sometimes called the “Love Boat Scandal” so it’s pretty clear that no one got too bent out of shape over it. - Source

Rick James:

Rick James is best known for his music, doing crack cocaine, and slapping Charlie Murphy.

He less known hobbies include kidnapping and torture. In 1991 he met with music executive Mary Sauger who was expecting to talk business with James and his future wife Tanya. Instead a coked up James decided that kidnapping Mary and beating her for approximately 20 hours was his best career move. Two years later, while still on bail for his previous incident, James and Tanya were accused of kidnapping 24 year old Frances Alley for up to six days. During that time they kept her tied up, forced her to do sexual acts, burned her with a crack pipe, and constantly asking her ‘what did the five fingers say to the face?’. He was sentences to two years in Folsom prison but avoided the torture charge. He was high on crack for the entirety of each incident and as he put it best… cocaine’s a hell of a drug. - Source

Anand jon Alexander:

His name may not be as recognizable as the others on this list. He appeared on America’s Next Top Model and had risen to fame in the fashion industry. He just had one small problem. He was a serial child molester and serial rapist and apparently when this guy does something he goes all out. He was convicted of forcibly raping, as compared to agreeably raping, seven girls between the ages of 14 and 21.

He is currently sentenced to 59 years to life in prison but there are over 40 pending charges he will face in New York within the next year involving 12 other girls and additional charges in Texas and Massachusetts. He will probably be facing multiple life sentences in federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison which seems pretty fitting for his crimes. - Source

Joe Son:

This guy has had quite the interesting career. He was an MMA fighter and is best known for being that guy who got punched in the balls repeatedly. After leaving that arena with an impressive record of 0-4 he somehow landed a movie role in Austin Powers as Random Task, a character spoofing Odd Job from the Bond movies.

In May he plead guilty to a felony vandalism charge which required him to give a DNA sample. Apparently he didn’t think DNA was used in rape cases and when this was processed it was linked to an unsolved crime involving a gang rape that took place in 1990. He has yet to enter a plea but is facing 275 years if convicted. It has not been determined if his sentence will involve him getting punched in the balls anymore. - Source

R Kelly:

R. Kelly has the unfortunate luck to be best known for being accused of peeing on a girl which was perpetuated with a few skits on Chapelle’s Show.

His most publicized legal troubles did involve him allegedly taping himself having sex with an underage girl. It took a long time to go to court and involved hold ups including Kelly undergoing surgery for a burst appendix and the judge taking medical leave after a fall resulting in some broken bones. He was never convicted which may have been due in large part to the parents of the girl arguing she was not the girl in the video. He was charged with having pictures of an underage girl in 1997 but the charges were dropped due illegal search procedures. He also was accused of assault in two different instances but both charges were dropped. Apparently he is often wrongly accused, has an incredible lawyer, or is just really good at threatening people who try to get him in any legal trouble. - Source

Celebrities will never stop doing stupid things to try to ruin their careers. They assume they will be able to get out of it in some way. As some people say, any publicity is good publicity. If you’re talented and you can make money it doesn’t matter how much a douche you are. Just look at Kanye.