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Big Jim was the CEO of Keefe Buryette & Woods and was hanging out at his favorite strip club. Apparently the dipshit didn’t bring any ones to this club and thought the next best thing was to give the dancer, Marilyn Starr, insider trading tips. I assume there was an awkward period where she was naked and he had a boner while trying to explain what his company did and how to set up an etrade account. So Marilyn started raking in the dough and hopfully McDermott was getting free dances. All the while ignoring the millions of women in NY who he probably could have slept with and weren’t seen naked by large groups of men on a nightly basis. Their little operation was finally revealed and Starr got some prison time and McDermott paid a fine probably totally about three days worth of work for him. Also he had to pinky swear he wouldn’t work in the investment industry ever again. -Source

McDermott seen here completely ignoring some Asian reporter

Steve Rattner:

Steve was the head of private equity at Credit Suisse. Unable to court any of the women in NY, including the ones who sleep around and pretend to be on Sex and the City, had been having an affair. Unfortunately for Steve this woman’s husband was much more adept at the increasingly popular method of using the internet to ruin someone’s life. The husband went to multiple sites and posting comments that accuse Rattner of offering his wife $500,000 to leave her husband. The money part was never proven so he was 50% accurate but still 100% pissed. He kept at it enough until Rattner’s boss called him into his office and told him he was a fucking idiot and to clean out his desk. For some reason the the New York Times decided to jump in and write a sympathy piece on Rattner’s behalf. This just made things worse because now the accusations were in a huge circulated and respected paper instead of fark.com. So the moral of the story here is if you’re going to drop $500,000 for someone to leave their husband, maybe spend another $5,000 to ruin that guys computer or internet connection first. - Source

This is the best picture of him on the internet

Gordon Getty:

Gordon was one of the top 100 richest men in America. He was a billionaire living in San Francisco and could do whatever he wanted. So he decided to basically start a second life. This was before Second Life came around so he didn’t have any digital options. In my opinion he didn’t do it because he wasn’t satisfied with his real wife and family. I think he was just so damn rich that he felt he deserved to have two families. This went on for 15 years as he commuted between San Fransisco and Los Angeles. Maybe he bought season tickets to the Lakers as an alibi for his frequent trips. He ended up fathering three daughters who in 1999 changed their names to Getty in honor of their filthy rich, cheating bastard father. His mistress Cynthia Beck has sued him for the daughters to be heirs to Gordon’s fortune and the case is going before a judge this November. His legal wife doesn’t seem to have any comments on the situation and is probably very content sleeping with her tennis instructor at the club.  - Source

He's smiling because he's is richer than just about anyone who looks at this picture

Paul Eustace:

Paul is one of those crazy Canadians and someone thought it would be a good idea to make him a hedge fund manager in charge of millions of high net worth investors money. Once he got that job he probably felt pretty good about himself and decided to give himself a reward. This reward was to cheat on his wife with a stripper. How much money do you need to take home a stripper? Everyone has that friend who drops 300 bucks on 15 lap dances and justifies it by saying that she’s really into him and that he’s going to ask for her number. It obviously never works out and it ends up being a great story to tell his wife about years later. In any event Paul started an on going relationship with this stripper. He started using investor money to buy her classy gifts such as a boob job. I’m a little confused how a girl who needed a boob job got a stripper job in the first place. Then again it is Canada. When he was caught he was charged with losing $208 million for his hedge funds. Most people assume he was too busy with extra cirricular activities to focus on making the right investments. I like to think he let the stripper make the investment choices and for once ‘the one’s with the prettiest uniforms’ was not a sound gambling method. - Source

This may or may not be Paul Eustace

Lara Logan:

Lara has been the CBS News Chief Foreign Correspondent since February 2006 and has been reporting from war torn parts of the world for 17 years. It seems that whenever she wasn’t getting shot at by insurgents she was taking other shots. To the face. By Michael Ware and Joe Burkett’s penises. Penii? She is being accused of breaking up the marriage of Joe and Kimberly Burkett, who was so distraught that she ODed on Valium and thinks Logan is trying to take her daughter from her too. Logan claims Joe and Kimberly were just ‘friendly’ and chose to not notice his wedding ring. Surprisingly Logan wasn’t only ruining the Burkett’s marriage but was also sleeping with, Mike Ware, another CBS correspondent. The CBS war zone coverage team in Baghdad seems to be similar to the restaurant staff in the movie Waiting. There were also allegations that Ware and Burkett had over Logan in a safe house in Baghdad. Both stupidly thinking they were the only one for Logan and pretending she wasn’t just toying with both of them. Kudos to Logan for getting her’s but it’s also another example of why women are evil and to not forget they are the reason we got kicked out of Eden. - Source

Two other dudes Logan probably slept with

I’m sure all these people enjoyed their sexapades while they lasted but most fell hard once their secrets were revealed. With the exception of Lara Logan who’s career seems fine and just shows the double standard of does and doesn’t fly with the public if you’re a hot woman. At the same time most these people are filthy rich and may have lost some money in the short term but rest assured they are still more wealthy than you will ever be and probably couldn’t give two shits what the public opinion of them is.